Loose In A Bag

Episode 13 - Don’t You Dare Look In My Trunk.

I was breaking physics to get to work! It’s the jewel & crown of NY state. Make Pennsylvania into more New York. I got a new job, that’s not paying me anything. You even lift while you smoke bro? So fat you’re fucking up the subframe. A bucket is a sweet device for any kind of food. Shit in the bed podcast. They got what they deserved, they’re a car park. Order an Amazon katana. Then we start catching hillbillies. LIABWF. Goodnight Hulkamaniacs. Cheap cigarettes & steakums. Get daddy alittle gas. Bobby’s boys & girls camps. 90% of your platform is bots.

Episode 12 - Best Boy Grip #4

The real OG dope heads. Brown dimebags. Breaking down bigger rocks & turning them into smaller rocks. This is a terrible angle. Riding the lightning. Can we come in? Getting arrested is pretty chill. 4th rate White House. Worked himself into a shoot. Best boy.

Episode 11 - Post Reefer Madness, Pre Civil Rights

Bitch, I’m tryna get dumb high. Balanciaga Jeans. You’ll catch something. Fuckin blow & snortin hookers, x2. NoThot-Grumman. You don’t have to drive the speed limit if you don’t want to. Little people big world, that crazy shit. Russians are mad afraid of bees. Head-faked in changing your name. Coke death squads are back baby! You put on a mustache over your mustache. Life’s been beating the shit outta you. They probably think he’s a transmission. I’ll hit you back, over the next 10-15. “Hey Neighbor!”

Episode 9 - Plastics, They’re Good For You.

I know Killer Mike. You need a bit of mercury to go with your plastics. He wants to retire but they won’t let him. I stole cuz my daddy stole! You wanna talk about real America, real Americans, fuckin bats. Save a horse, kill a horse girl shirts. My knees are salt potatoes. All the hits, our big bopers.
*Special Guest* Andrew Christopher Walken Cuomo
Times were different it was the pandemic. Pinching asses breathing down necks. It all comes back to horses. TPizza, wings, and a four piece. Mario is dead. There’s always a black sedan. NEWSFLASH! You haven’t, and you’re prolly not gonna!!! Arby’s steak nuggets.

Episode 8 - I Pee A lot & I’m Worried.

They’re a one trick pony. Then you wipe down, towards the balls. Shoot your local horse girl. In my mom hole. Their wangs are throbbing. Separate the art from the artist. Are they talking to me? Kids gotta get in the fields. I’m about to subscribe, we need content. They can’t find shit, if it’s in your ass. Jeffrey Epstein was Deion Sanders.  Walk right across, on lithium batteries. Coach Prime, can you transform into a truck real quick? Roll em back further. Who am I? Like they were trying to hide CP. He’s probably an equestrian dude.

Episode 7 - Cyber-Punk Santa

The submarine is the B plot. Now there’s two dogs. Whatever symbol is the bad one now. I live in the prelims. It’s no B*bydickin, but you know. 4756. Then he is ready to lock in & get this credit. That is a very Cyber-Punk Santa thing to do. CBBA. It’s Ye not Ye. I need a baller ass shirt for this inauguration dinner. They got all the riff raff out, including me. I can’t believe it’s not shirt. I give my local homeless money. The Chinese allegedly took my taste and smell. What a maniac, what is he running from. You don’t gotta call me dad, call me Tony. Thus far you’ve had nothing to do, zero job, and nothings been happening. You bunch of bigots & racists. He’s on the phone with china, he’s gunna lose his mind. I like the aesthetic. I’m going to be writing messages in blood by the time you get this up. I’m like a monk, kinda. RIP twisted tea guy. I’m obviously a trust fund baby.

Episode 6 - A Full Rogan In The Horse

13 herbs & spices of SARs. Out here trying to head home runs like Barry Bonds. Trucker showers. You wanted Oxy’s. Equestrians. Falling asleep while smoking dope, and the stove catches fire. Gene Hackman’s gone nobody will stop me. See now you’re becoming the monster. I have said best Korea atleast twice. 2 person horse suit. You got me HOT. Sucking fetuses. We’re getting retro jacked. He keeps saying bibliotheca. Muckbangin & riffin. Gods country. Let’s finger it out. Take a midnight stroll. Greater New York Co-Prosperity Sphere. Excelsior. This is a good podcast.

Episode 5 Part 2: Crackbaby Finds Several Bodies

Turban hat on. What the shitty-diddy. There’s a graveyard of collection agencies. Three different colors of blue. Criminally inbreed. The immaculate arrest. Dust it out! Everybody’s day one boy. I have one star. Is it correlation or causation. These jockeys are taking these horses to task.

Episode 5 - Part 1: Babylungs & CB Get Gas and Fat

You got the tuberculosis. North Korea’s favorite propaganda podcast. You know how to fight dogs? Ghost pew pews. Audio only blunt rolling tutorial. Know your audience. We only sell diesel. He’s hitting a foiley right now.

Episode 4 - My Bike Got Turnt Out

Ima get back in there tho. Wore a suit for dress down day. Pink stems. Can I get 2.5 for 18? Haggling like it’s an open air market. THERES A DROUGHT. Dug too deep, Balrog. Just give me a guiding hand. Store of latter day paints. With many small holes. White trash.