Loose In A Bag
Random assortment of topics, stories, rants, hometown lore, and inappropriate jokes. Recorded live from a submarine.
Episodes

Jul 20, 2026
Jul 20, 2026
2 hr 27 min
Cause you’re a scientist. No you need some starving kids. Spite beans. Dont get all libby. Cool gang sign. What a night that was. Everybody’s doing math. Got a mustang I’ve never driven. CABOT MUST PAY. That radical leftist. I gotta stop doing this voice!

Jul 20, 2026
Jul 20, 2026
1 hr 24 min
They spread like a virus. Lookin like Mario. You should swing. I’m the real estate one. Southern Italy will rise again. I used to be a woman. Andy Cuomo was governor we were safe!

Jul 16, 2026
Jul 16, 2026
58 min
I don’t think you get it. Gender dyslexia. You throw it out. Tokyo apartment. Listen I’ve been a cuck. Two new knees, government cheese. The recidivism rate of these horses.

Jul 16, 2026
Jul 16, 2026
40 min
I take your bussy. That pedophiles prolly in his mid 20s. What kind of operation are we running.

Jul 16, 2026
Jul 16, 2026
1 hr 55 min
It’s both ways? I know someone who eats flies when I see em. I bet he looks like he stinks. People think it’s ropes, it’s not. Why’s his mouth always open? That would be a good use.

Jul 13, 2026
Jul 13, 2026
2 hr 8 min
Government issued Bowie knife. I’m swangin’! Cold air intake. Goonin’ gas mileage. I’m off socks. Made him look like a Trapinch. A bit of a heffer. Making me breathe fart. Something they started recently. You need a vice. She gunna get pinkeye. You’re blading yourself.

Jul 13, 2026
Jul 13, 2026
1 hr 59 min
You gotta be a safe worker. Brian O’Ryan. He tells it like it is. Wheelchair Monty. Trail of beers. You should have J’d em down. Bring out the boys! Listen here baby girl.

Jun 20, 2026
Jun 20, 2026
2 hr 39 min
But now, yea. You look hipster as shit. Dude you’re late. I’ll show you a war. We been waiting for you. Crack pipes that look like crack rocks. I want him to give CTE. Heated glovebox?!

Jun 19, 2026
Jun 19, 2026
3 hr 11 min
You cyber bully people. Healthy as a horse. Refined Southern Gentlemen. Americans are eating less garlic bread. Touched the sidewall. He’s not gunna like me doing Cuomo. Every oasis is a mirage. Double Jeopardy.

Jun 19, 2026
Jun 19, 2026
1 hr 41 min
We’re gunna war crime you. I forgot I’m being contrarian. My adult taxes. I don’t want to upset her. Top DiPShit. He was 130 I’m going with it. Let’s just not see. She blew my cover.







